Shopping With Your Better Half Is An Extreme Sport…
"Honey, hold my purse."
"................Sure."
(some time later)
"Oh here you are Honey! Wake up! Where did you leave my purse?"
"Oh that? I found this rack where all the other emasculated husbands and boyfriends could hang up the purses they were asked to carry. I was relieved there's an official spot for it now. See?"
"....THOSE PURSES ARE FOR SALE, YOU IDIOT!"
"................Sure."
(some time later)
"Oh here you are Honey! Wake up! Where did you leave my purse?"
"Oh that? I found this rack where all the other emasculated husbands and boyfriends could hang up the purses they were asked to carry. I was relieved there's an official spot for it now. See?"
"....THOSE PURSES ARE FOR SALE, YOU IDIOT!"