Girl: "I spent my whole adolescence focused on my health and beauty; fanatical dieting, target exercise, polishing makeup skills despite that we're not allowed to wear any AT school, Lasik surgery so I wouldn't need glasses... all to refine the perfect face and body for my modelling career! It was intensely difficult, but I was the most desired girl at my school by a large margin, so I know my efforts weren't wasted. What are we doing for the first gravure photo shoot, Mr. Director?"
"Oh, we're going to dress you up as a parody of the nerdy girls in your school who didn't to ANY of that stuff, but were a littl bit cute in a more approachable, non-intimidating way, to all the dudes who figured they shouldn't waste their time talking to you."
"....I will NEVER understand boys!" T_T
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