27/01/2014, 12:52
...Time traveling to visit strip clubs sounds fraught with potential horror.
Go back in time, and find out that hot chick spinning on the pole is your grandmother who used to (or eventually will) make you cookies. That time she somehow found $1000 in her purse to help you fix your car is now disturbingly suspect.
Go forward in time, and discover that the hot chick spinning on the pole is your own daughter! And she's there in part because her daddy was never around, always disappearing with some weird old dude for years at a time and coming back with ridiculous stories about time travel. "...I mean Jesus Dad, if you and Old-Creepy are gay together, just admit it and stop stringing poor Mom along all these years! Oh, sorry for the drama sweetie. Hey, you wanna hit?"
Go back in time, and find out that hot chick spinning on the pole is your grandmother who used to (or eventually will) make you cookies. That time she somehow found $1000 in her purse to help you fix your car is now disturbingly suspect.
Go forward in time, and discover that the hot chick spinning on the pole is your own daughter! And she's there in part because her daddy was never around, always disappearing with some weird old dude for years at a time and coming back with ridiculous stories about time travel. "...I mean Jesus Dad, if you and Old-Creepy are gay together, just admit it and stop stringing poor Mom along all these years! Oh, sorry for the drama sweetie. Hey, you wanna hit?"
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