scumbag god
who are those people anyway?
adam and eve. bible days man. when you could fuck your sister...and the baby would look like a normal person and not an abomination.
ahhh...I though that Adam and Eve were white people
life came from Africa. sooooooo they black. say some racist shit now /b/
dat's kinda strange
yup. white people traded the first people of humanity. really makes you think about it huh?
there are 3 people their. And doesn't the bible say they were white? The bible is pretty racist remember.
i've never read the bible, but life began in africa, and the people moved to europe, then what we know now as the UK. all evidence shows the first human being black.
The bible says contrary, as I said before I don't believe it, it's just this comic is about god.
No it doesn't.
The people interpreting the bible for you from the pulpit are pretty racist.
For a nice, specific example, Jesus is described as "skin of bronze, hair of wool". That's a black person.
The people interpreting the bible for you from the pulpit are pretty racist.
For a nice, specific example, Jesus is described as "skin of bronze, hair of wool". That's a black person.
Ah... then again, "the bible" has been re-written more times than any other piece of literature since the invention of the written word. I suppose whatever version YOU were reading could very well have lines saying Adam and Eve where as white as Wisconsin. >_>
This is why I kill people!! it's an act of mercy!! fo real!!
Lol, you're mistaken. If you kill a bad guy his soul will be placed in hell, not in heaven. So that's not an act of mercy.
And I think that I really should call the police and tell them about ya...
And I think that I really should call the police and tell them about ya...
You can't call the police on me. I'm the government.
that might be one of the best comments I've ever seen. you sir, are amazing.
proof or you are going to be arrested. I called FBI!
but maybe you're just a crazy guy...mental...
but maybe you're just a crazy guy...mental...
And I'm an agnostic motherfuckers. Just kidding, I don't hate you just the lies you live by.
this has to be one of the worst comments on joyreactor.
Eh? It was a joke, I thought that was obvious
yeah, it was. and the joke sucked hairy balls.
death appear only after adam and eva eat the apple from forbidden tree, and life was easy, there was no pain, no work, no dangerous animals
But everything changed when the apple attacked.
XD
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