★ Cotlí^ctíumo^’. ★ UNITED STATE S ★ SEX MOVES* //><■ DELAWARE ALABAMA Apologize for being so small and coming first. The AL4SW4 Unbuckle your bible belt, and pray your partner’s into it. rhe ARKANSAS Pump a ton of crude oil through your 8oo-mile-long pipeline. Raze her back. T/ieVlKUm and... /

★ Cotlí^ctíumo^’. ★
UNITED STATE S ★ SEX MOVES*
//><■ DELAWARE ALABAMA
Apologize for being so small and coming first.
The AL4SW4
Unbuckle your bible belt, and pray your partner’s into it.
rhe ARKANSAS
Pump a ton of crude oil through your 8oo-mile-long pipeline.
Raze her back.
T/ieVlKUm and

UNITED STATES * SEX MOVES ★
T/icWASHMCTOX The TEMÍE SSEE
Do it in the rain.
TheHAWAII
Whistle on their dixie.
The FLORIDA
T/ieLOl JISTANA
go at it slowly until you die. The DiUNOIS
Purchase a ridiculously cheap prostitute from a French Pimp.
The M£0£ SOTA
See how many times you can shout

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UNITED STATES ★ SEX MOVES#
The KENTUCKY The WEST VIRGINIA
best to finish first.
The MIS SOU RI The IVE W IIAMrSIIIKE
Tell your partner that you’ll show them yours if they show you theirs.
ThcXEWYORK
Mine your partner’s quarry so that you can get their rocks

UNITED STATE S ★ SEX MOVES'#
The GEOKGIil
The IDAHO
then cream.
//.UlSrOIVSIN
Tap your partner’s wood until syrup comes out.
The VEKMOOT
then churn their butt.
TkKM§A§
with Ben & Jerry.
While having sex, spin your partner around violently until they don’t think they’re in you anymore.

★ CotltifeUumot'* ★
UNITED STATES ★ SEX MOVES★
T/iePEMiSTLVAim The RHODE ISLMD
Practice a little “brotherly love.” Keep insisting size doesn’t matter. Tk JORTH CAROLINA The SOUTH CAROLINA
Wait till there's a crescent moon, then Palm his tree.
The MISSISSIPPI The SOUTH DAKOTA
you can last for.

I don't think I will ever look a Maine maple syrup the same way ever again

21/10/2014, 03:21

+0.6

LOL! Didn't know Americans have 51 different styles....

21/10/2014, 06:22

+0.6

OH trust me we have a LOT more than that

22/10/2014, 16:10

+0.3

We've only 1: when the government fucking us :-)

22/10/2014, 16:17

+0.3

I hope they call you the day after

22/10/2014, 18:03

+2.4

:-)
I'm a slut :-)

22/10/2014, 19:47

+0.3

Don't forget Puerto Rico, Guam, & the US Virgin Islands - Stake your territories! :-D

22/10/2014, 03:14

+0.3

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