A glass of your finest Coca-Cola* please.
BITCH IF I WANTED PEPSI I'D HAVE ASKED FOR A DAM PEPSI, GIMMA DAT COCA-COLA DAMMIT.
Waitress: I'm sorry sweetie we only have Pepsi2*4. Will that be okay?
IN REALITY
A Fepsi34 will be fine.,auto,9gag