The Problems Different Types of Gamers Have

INDIE GAMERS:
No one knows what the hell you’re talking about.
CHEAP GAMERS:
You’re too behind on games to talk to anyone about it.
CONSOLE GAMERS: It’s always updating.
HANDHELD GAMERS:
Your battery is its own time trial.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER:
You have no idea how to explain your job.
THEN