It's common knowledge
THAT, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU CAM BECOME в GHOST OR
A SKELETON
BUT NOT BOTH.
STEP 1: WHEN YOU DIE,
BECOME fl GHOST.
STEP 2: WAIT FOR PEOPLE. TO
INVENT TIME TRAVEL.
DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU’RE READING THIS, YOU MIGHT NEED TO CHILL OUT AND WATCH SEINFELD FOR SEVERAL
THOUSAND