OOOH MIGHTY FIRE MOUNTAIN TAKE THIS SACRIFICE TO BE YOUR BRIDE VOLCANO GOD IS A SMOKING ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OKAY I'LL TELL HIM BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO LIKE IT DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN BE PICKY? VOLCANO GOD SAYS HE'S GAY SEND HOT BOY . SACRIFICES >,oglaf,comics,funny
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? HE SAYS THROW IN TWENTY POTENTIAL ^ BRIDES EACH WEEK ONE WILL BE ELIMINATED 'TIL THE REMAINING SACRIFICE MARRIES HIM MALE, FEMALE, INTERSEX, LIVING STATUE, TALKING FISH. , MIX IT UP WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK ^ HE IS? > ...WINNER WILL RULE THE LOST CITY OF GOLD, WHICH