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there is any suicide in paradise?

Stalker

28/09/2017, 19:18

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You have to commit suicide to get to paradise

alcortje

28/09/2017, 22:49

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Ok, but if i didnt like the actual paradise i can still commit a 2nd suicide to join a 2nd paradise?
At this point even an hell with demon hunde that maul me for the eternity me will be ok.

Stalker

28/09/2017, 23:43

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I suppose it depends on which religion you subscribe to on whether you will go to paradise or not. Most religions, including Islam, say that if you commit suicide you go to hell. However, if you are Islamic and you commit suicide while killing a non believer, during jihad, you will go to paradise. So committing suicide in paradise might get you purgatory, that place between heaven and hell, while they decide what to do with you. Unless you're Islamic, in which case you might go to hell, purgatory, or perhaps, if you killed a non believer in paradise while committing suicide you might get to go to a better paradise. Or you could just belong to the wrong religion therefore worship the wrong god and end up in hell to start with.

alcortje

29/09/2017, 03:10

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To be honest i was joking about some priests that say animal and puppy dont go to paradise, but just people, but this dont make sense to me because a paradise without puppy is not a paradise for me so this mean i'm condamned to hell whatever i do in my live.
You have got it pretty seriously.

Stalker

29/09/2017, 13:48

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"Curse me! Instead of fluffy doggies, I have to spend eternity with all these attractive naked people!"

Hinoron

29/09/2017, 04:39

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Easy to say for someone loved by peoples, will talk about it again when someone like me hated by people because ugly and fat is forced to stay naked with other handsome naked peoples.
Puppys dont judje others' appearance. XD

Stalker

29/09/2017, 13:58

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No need to put YOURSELF down on the internet, dude! (If for no other reason than you're giving the dickheads of your youth rent-free space in your head).
Tell people you're a former supermodel if you like. Who's gonna check? LOL

Hinoron

29/09/2017, 17:32

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Well, this is internet after all, fatty ugly boys are more common than top super models. XD

Stalker

29/09/2017, 23:12

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It's not the 90s anymore either.
I don't think there's any currently active models who don't have a Facebook page, and a web-capable smartphone, at minimum. ;)

Hinoron

01/10/2017, 15:36

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Well, obviously you are right, but is even true that's not REAL internet, even my older sister play a lot of candy crush, but this dont make her a gamer. Think about real sites like 4chan or even joyreactor itself... how many top models there are here?

Stalker

01/10/2017, 23:56

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Dude...have a puppy