DEAR SLINKy,
Slinky goes anywheres'
IN UR HAIRS! DOWN SOME STAIRS!
Slinky Slinky*
Buy a fun slinky! BEST toy ! BEST!!!
Slinky Slinky! Rad neat fun!
SLINKy SALE!
SOOPER FUN-NESS BIGTIME!
FUCK yOU,
you lying slinky fuck.