T WANT A TANK
WELL WEN, WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE?
BECAUSE THEY COST SEVERAL MILUON DOLLARS, NOT INCLUDING FLOOR MATS. I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY
NOW WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE A CONSUMER. YOU HAVE CREDIT CARDS. RIGHT?
YES. BUT HOW AM I GOING TO PAY THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY? THEY’LL COME AFTER ME.