"Why is he like that?"
"Oh, his mother got tired out during birthing, and he was the last one. So she walked around with just his head sticking out for like... two extra weeks."
"... There's something wrong with your mind! I can't imagine anything more disgusting!"
"How about: Remember that's the same end dogs shit from... and the anus is higher up."
"PLEASE TELL ME BRAIN-BLEACH IS A THING THAT EXISTS!!!"
"Oh, his mother got tired out during birthing, and he was the last one. So she walked around with just his head sticking out for like... two extra weeks."
"... There's something wrong with your mind! I can't imagine anything more disgusting!"
"How about: Remember that's the same end dogs shit from... and the anus is higher up."
"PLEASE TELL ME BRAIN-BLEACH IS A THING THAT EXISTS!!!"