This would be a great way to announce a pregnancy to the family, slightly reworded as a riddle:
"Hey Mom? What has 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 heads, 2 hearts, and possibly a penis?"
"H-huh? Geezus, I dunno..."
"My wife, Candice!"
"....I don't get it?"
"Dammit Mom..."
"Hey Mom? What has 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 heads, 2 hearts, and possibly a penis?"
"H-huh? Geezus, I dunno..."
"My wife, Candice!"
"....I don't get it?"
"Dammit Mom..."