GOD: you can swim fast and slide on your chest
PENGUIN: sounds cool
GOD: but you’ll have no defenses
PENGUIN: uh... how am I supposed to stay alive ?
GOD: swim faster. Oh btw, you’re a bird PENGUIN: Nice! So I can escape predators just by flying away!
GOD: you won’t be able to fly / #jokes for retards :: misc :: pun intended
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