The ring-giving tradition is less than 100 years old (and pulled entirely out of the ass of the De Beers Diamond corporation to invent a demand for their shiny, worthless, extremely common rocks).
Not even Creationists would accept this premise. :P
(I'mma upvote though, because it made me laugh two ways. ;) )
Double Damn if she says no and fly trap is bitting
Not even Creationists would accept this premise. :P