DEAD. A dead animal.
There has been so much porch piracy in our area this year that putting a dead cat/squirrel/rabbit/etc in a box and leaving it on the porch almost seems justified.
Also some deliverers are taking advantage of the situation to steal the packages they're dropping off. Lots of videos of them putting the box down on the porch, snapping a picture as delivery proof, and picking the box right back up and leaving with it.
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Smart and fucked up