^sitting around the campfire with my grandpa as a kid
pulls out a beer
Grandpa, can I have one of those?
Well, I need to know if you're a man.. .
Does your dick reach your asshole?
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Then you can't have one.
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OMG! A cigarette. Can I PLEASE