Derpina, will you go out with me?
I'm sorry Derp, you're nice and all but I don’t date fat guys.
Actually, it’s not okay!
I'm going to work out and you are going to goddamn love me when I get thinner.
Fuck that shit. I'm gonna go play Minecraft / funny pictures :: auto :: rage comics :: yao ming face :: thoughtful face :: sweaty face :: determined face :: actually :: hehehe :: okay guy