Dog: Hello tiny funny look dog my name is Buster. What is yours
Kitty: What The Fuck
Dog: Well welcome What The Fuck to your new home
The Dilemma:
-His favouritest cat-toy that he loves to bat around is in swatting reach.
-However it's on the head of a carnivorous animal that can probably fit his entire body in its mouth.
What to do... what to do...
Kitty: What The Fuck
Dog: Well welcome What The Fuck to your new home