Death is cold....and hard
(At the funeral home basement)
"Report says he took 10 viagras and his life savings and bought out a whole brothel."
"...At age 78???"
"Not our biggest problem."
"Which is?"
"Open casket funeral."
"...................... Yikes."
"Yeah. Go get the garden shears."
"I don't wanna do it! You do it!"
"Report says he took 10 viagras and his life savings and bought out a whole brothel."
"...At age 78???"
"Not our biggest problem."
"Which is?"
"Open casket funeral."
"...................... Yikes."
"Yeah. Go get the garden shears."
"I don't wanna do it! You do it!"