"Henderson... what the hell is that?"
"Look, do you WANT to spend the entire day chasing around a whole flock of identical penguins trying to read tiny numbers on ankle-tags, or do you want to track migration from the inside of a warm bunker with a cup hot cocoa in your hand?"
"...Fine, but let's not tell PETA."
"Last I hear they're much to busy abducting and murdering children's pet dogs out of "mercy" to bother us down here."
"Point."
The penguin: I'm really tired of these fucking humans. Why am I wearing this yellow jacket, it's like all the seals and whales should attack me first
"Look, do you WANT to spend the entire day chasing around a whole flock of identical penguins trying to read tiny numbers on ankle-tags, or do you want to track migration from the inside of a warm bunker with a cup hot cocoa in your hand?"
"...Fine, but let's not tell PETA."
"Last I hear they're much to busy abducting and murdering children's pet dogs out of "mercy" to bother us down here."
"Point."