CAFE
Will that be all, sir?
Yes. may I
get a wi-fi coupon
please?
I’m terribly sorry, sir, but our coupon machine isn’t working so there isn’t any wi-fi access today
OH N0 YOU DIDN’T
DUMB BITCH
FREE WIFI IS THE ONLY
REASON WHY I	COME TO THIS CAFE IN THE FIRST PLACE
HERE T S YOIJR FIJCKING