Moose: "You know, I can't help but think of that cautionary tale of the fox and the scorpion. I know you don't have a stinger, but is there anything else I should be worried about?"
Dog: "Uh... well... I was thinking about bragging to my pack-buddies later that I "mounted" a moose, vague working intended, but then I thought they probably wouldn't believe me, so..."
Moose: ".......... So?"
Dog: "I've already "marked my territory". (Sorry)."
Moose: "....... When we get to shore... you'd better start running!"
Dog: "...Yeah, that's fair."
Dog: "Uh... well... I was thinking about bragging to my pack-buddies later that I "mounted" a moose, vague working intended, but then I thought they probably wouldn't believe me, so..."
Moose: ".......... So?"
Dog: "I've already "marked my territory". (Sorry)."
Moose: "....... When we get to shore... you'd better start running!"
Dog: "...Yeah, that's fair."