Take down a bear

HOW TO USE BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU
AGAINST A BEAR
1. WAIT FOR THE BEAR TO MAKE A MOVE
3. TAKE ITS BACK
2. WHEN IT ATTACKS, OUCK AND SHOOT IN
4.	IT WON'T BE ABIE TO REACH YOU WITH ITS SHORT ARMS
5.	00 FOR A REAR-NAKED CHOKE
6.	WHEN THE BEAR PASSES OUT, IT Will FAIL FORWARD. YOU DID ITI
7.	NOW