TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM&IE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON’T NEED RELOADING. . W**. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE SJAIRCASE, THEN