You: My penis hurts what should I do? Stranger: yes
You: This is a serious question, "yes" doesn't help me at all!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hey how are you?
You: Are you... god?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: The fuck?
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1 /IMG_0041 .jpg do