*Sexy time with boyfriend _
*dcg face because dcggystyle
"Can I do you in the butt?"
"woo hoo okay!"
^Boyfriend proceeds to finish*
*Goes to play with my bum*
*pulls buttcheeks a bit too far apart*
♦Massive fart slips out, my boyfriends own spooge flying into his face*
"What the actual
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