□ Anonymous 12/29/11 (Thu)23:34:44 No.370977426 File 1325219684.ipQ-i'29 KB. 350x240, 1207408144870.jpg)
>just turned 18
>spicy shaker fries now sold at mcdonald's for limited time >buy 8 of them and 3 milkshakes >be so fat to not care that everyone stares >cute girl at counter asks me why i am