My name is Dima, but my friends calls me DimASS.
Godfater of your child is your CUM
ес оф коз
English please
Es of coz
NIce
My brother call me BeneDICK
*angry Deemon noises*
My name is dead HotTabBich
Oh shit, here we go again
Охлади траханье, дог!
The language is that of Mordor
хуёрдор
Dickdor
backdor
Smells like buthurt
Language of Fargusland
No, of OneC`yya
Nope, in translated from OneC`yya Sweets name Sugar, and the Big Smoke was a steam locomotive
Приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского
(My apologies; it's merely a tag on .cc)
(My apologies; it's merely a tag on .cc)
No, .com is not .cc, there is only English speakers
I mean, you can raid .cc with literally any comix in English, and use "Приколы для образованных даунов со знанием английского" phrase as a tag to tell:
* its a sassy joke
* its meant to be untranslated
* its a sassy joke
* its meant to be untranslated
I think tag 'jokes for downs with knowledge of the Russian language' would be better, cuz this you neet to know what is асфальт, камин,.компот and other, but everyone on .com knows English
hehe not anymore!
We don't want to capture .com and make it russian site, we want it to be more active
really?
Lying faggot
Jokes for educated fools with the consciousness of a Russian
Jokes for fags from .cc
It's pretty good to drink some pivASS sometimes too
and probably kvASS
Of course, my comrade! And to eat some THICK fried myASSo right from the LONG and HARD shampur.
I was born in the right time
I have CUM and CUMA
We don't have chandeliers. We have LUSTras
Swallow Semen Gayorgyevich
So awesome to cum on #Russia!
My name is Serghey and I hate this game
you are not alone. sASSha is a good Russian name too...
You`re not alone either, DimASS is also fine name
*ANGRY DEEMON NOISES*
Well, "grey" is now short for "grey asexual" *keking intensifies*
Ruissians be like "no boys liking boys" but then name themselves like SirGay
Russians be like "no girls liking girls" but then name themselves like Yuri
Russians be like "no girls liking girls" but then name themselves like Yuri
Communist Party of the USSR- CUMmunistichechkaya partiya ASS ASS ASS Er
Hello CUMrads
Hello my friend
What Mongols said after Battle of Kulikovo?
-Fuckin ♂Slavs♂!
-Fuckin ♂Slavs♂!
Hmmmm... Cumpot... Is it a pot after cum?
CUMpot is CUMpot!
vASSYiliy, SEMEN, SvyatASSLOVE, VyachASSLOVE, TarASS, GAYnadyj and VlaDICK love driving their CUMbajn and then walk to ASStanovka to wait their avtobASS to pASSelok to drink vodka in paDICK
Sweet russian Architecture
Комментарий №8
♂Slaves♂ are here!
now we can see many CUMEnds
кам
And love swimming in Cume
But also...
In army, we do not have colonels, we have CUMBUTTS, who CUMmand our CUMrades
We do not have treasures, we have SUCKrovishe
To learn russian, you have to learn ASSbuka first, and write a lot of DICKtants
We do not have treasures, we have SUCKrovishe
To learn russian, you have to learn ASSbuka first, and write a lot of DICKtants
And many of them are slaves: Vladislave, Myroslave, Yaroslave
Good morning, slaves
Хуя мажор у камина
Серёга, что ж с тобой стало !
#Прикольі для пидоров
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