"Honey, why are the kids hiding under their beds crying?"
"I made them a cute animal-shaped pound-cake. I don't know what's wrong!"
(Looks at the cake, cringes, and then pats wife on the shoulder.)
"Next time let's just let the professionals make the specialty birthday cake. It's worth the extra money."
"(fumes)"
"I made them a cute animal-shaped pound-cake. I don't know what's wrong!"
(Looks at the cake, cringes, and then pats wife on the shoulder.)
"Next time let's just let the professionals make the specialty birthday cake. It's worth the extra money."
"(fumes)"