"You know, with all the pretty girls on the beech in bikinis, I've kind of been popping a boner off and on all day. The problem is right now I really need to pee... and the equipment is set up for a entirely different activity. My bladder's about to rupture!"
"No worries bro! We considered that issue when we redesigned our mens room. Have you flaccid in moments, guaranteed!"
"No worries bro! We considered that issue when we redesigned our mens room. Have you flaccid in moments, guaranteed!"