chillen in ma crib when a sudden urge to shit appears]
A nice poo begins to flow
Pain: 0/10
When suddenly.
Oh jesus, please no!
IM PUSHING BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
Pain: 10/10
Pain: 10/10
Im gunna need to cut it off!
I could make it to the kitchen.
ule pain forces to push4
IT BURNS!!!