Kitten: "This plane can land safely... right? Giant metal tube flying higher than any bird? Humans built this, so it's safe, right?"
Me: "Well... Look, they used to tell me that every time I masturbated, God kills a kitten. I'm 40 now... I think I've pretty much wiped out whole breeds by myself. Even just going by the last 48 hours... your chances aren't looking good."
Me: "Well... Look, they used to tell me that every time I masturbated, God kills a kitten. I'm 40 now... I think I've pretty much wiped out whole breeds by myself. Even just going by the last 48 hours... your chances aren't looking good."