THE ONION
LATE
EDITION
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Mondoy, July 21. 1969	FINEST AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE
HOLY SHIT
MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
Above: Neil Armstrong on ihc surface of the fucking moon.
The Eorrt» oj seen from—Holy Jesus—the surface of the moon.
WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, BUT WE CAN'T BOMB A TINY