So, being scandinauian I'm used to hearing things like: "Oh, you're from the place which looks like a set of cock and halls!''
Kinda in the lines of this, i guess:
Norwegian
WEDE
Bothnia
ESTONIA
DENMARK
Baltic
Sea
IVygBr. ÍHhAV P1 I t-j 111 til? S' JLLLil
But one particularly boring math