NOBODY KNOCKS ON THE DOOR WHILE YOU'RE FAPPING
YOUR PHONE BATTERY NEVER DIES
SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS GUM
CONDOMS ALWAYS WORK
THERE IS ALWAYS FOOD IN THE FRIDGE
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KANYE WEST HAS A NORMAL SIZED EGO
PUBLIC FARTS ARE SILENT
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE
THINGS CAN BE UNSEEN
THERE IS ALWAYS