WHY IN THE WORLO WOULD YOU LET THAT HOMELESS WOMAN MOVE INTO YOUR HOUSE/? SHE MIIIIIIIIIIGHT SUCK MY DICK. SHE’S FILTHY. SHE KILLED YOUR PETS, AND SHE SAYS THAT PENNIES ARE TRYING TO SLEEP UNDER HER EYELIDS/ YEAH. BUT. AND THAT'S WHY THERE AREN’T VERY MANY HOMELESS WOMEN. Cyanide and Happiness