oh shit
parents of the year!
I'd like to meet her :)
That thing's HUGE! O.o
I'd be wondering what exactly your parents think of you that you'd need a dildo the size of your own arm.
Still, far and away better parents than the "Jesus says you don't deserve to to have a sex drive until you're almost too old to use it!" Psychos.
I'd be wondering what exactly your parents think of you that you'd need a dildo the size of your own arm.
Still, far and away better parents than the "Jesus says you don't deserve to to have a sex drive until you're almost too old to use it!" Psychos.
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
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