*Me working at Derp-fil-A, about to help random customer* "Good Afternoon, how may I serve you? €$ "YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID. ¿»TOP TALKING LIKE THAT, YOU BLONDE^ BIMBO. THIS PLACE SUCKS ASS. I WANT 1 SMALL CONE. CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?" v|y Make and hand him small cone "I can help the next guest."