□ Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)17:18 No.126454520 File1327443484.aif-f8 KB. 645x773, 1324350713656.gif)
>dad is in army
>comes back from his tour of Iraq >brought me a fortnight's worth of MRE's to eat
>one whole week into eating nothing but MRE's have to shit so bad it's like an anal apocalypse has