You: Ifs-a ME! Mario!
Stranger: It’s-a ME! Luigi!
You: Oh-HO!
Stranger: Mama-mia!
You: Luigi! What-a you do online!
Stranger: l-a donno! l-a was-a bored You: I know you look at de gay pom!
You: l'm-a gonna tell Daisy!
Stranger: Oh-a noes! l-a thought I had-a that password protected!
You: