Text Message 13 Jun 2012 06:54 Awesome morning. Wrapped myself in toilet paper. I'M A MUMMY LOL G STOP WASTING TOILET PAPER 1 j L L m using it to FUEL MY IMAGINATION. You use it to WIPE YOUR ASS J Which of us is 'WASTING toilet paper? CHECK. MATE." Text Message 02-UK 3G 08:43