BIGFOOT IS BLURRY.
THAT’S THE PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S FAULT.
I USED TO DO DRUGS.
I STILL DO. BUT I USED TO. TOO.
A WAFFLE IS LIKE A PANCAKE WITH A SYRUP TRAP.
A BURRITO IS A SLEEPING BAG FOR GROUND BEEF.
DOGS ARE FOREVER IN THE PUSHUP POSITION.
I HAVE A VEST.
IF I HAD MY ARMS