Me, walking through the park on a sunny day, feelin' fine.
Me: Is that a lollipop on a string..?
I notice the weird 13 year old from down my street is the one dangling the lollipop.
Me: Herp, what are you doing up there?
Herp: FISHING!!!
(Thinking: Awww, heh. Kids can be so cute. Things like