WELL, MORT, I'M CALLING ABOUT FRANK FARTPOOP. UE'5 UP FOR A PROMOTION, PUT FIRST I NEED TO MAKE 5URE WE UA5 AT LEA6T ONE FRIEND. UE CLAIMED you WERE UI5 FRIEND. I DON'T TUINK I KNOW - WAIT A SEC, 15 UE TUE <3Uy FROM LAST NIGUT? THEN UE TRIED TO GO TO TUE BATUROOM, BUT COULDN'T GET PAST A PLATE ON