Me, chilling with a sad looking Derpette
"Derpette, what's wrong? Why do you look so sad?"
"Because I'm too fat.
I look overweight and I need to loose like 10 pounds."
You're not fat, I mean look, how much do you weigh?"
"OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU NEVER ASK A GIRL HER WEIGHT!"