Did you fall off the stairs?
NOOOOO, I WANTED TO KISS THE STEPS
Have you been robbed?
N00, I GAVE THEM MY THINGS AS A GIFT AND THEY RAN AWAY BECAUSE OF THEIR HAPPINESS
Did you take a bath?NOOO, I WAS SEEEKING FOR
INEMO IN THE TOILET
Are you going to pay with a check?
N000, I AM WRITING A