Derpy derp, working on I.T. projects since everything is working fine.
IT GUY
Y U NO FIX
COMPUTER?
I COMPLAINED TO YOUR BOSS U NO DO GOOD
JOB
What? I didn’t know your computer was broken?
If you just tell me I will fix it.
I EMAILED YOU FIVE TIMES THAT MY NETWORK DON T T ORK, YOU JUST LAZY