Ssuddenly I had a realization. I am all alone. Living in a town full of talking animals. Not only that, I am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. I also realized I am a child living alone which is even weirder. I don’t need to eat. I never speak. My only friend is a goat. My only chance at love is bestiality. I was forced into labor by a raccoon.

Oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.
,animal crossing